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\u00d6\u011fleden sonrayd\u0131. Mahkemenin \u00f6n\u00fcndeki kalabal\u0131k azalmaya ba\u015flam\u0131\u015ft\u0131. Etraf muz kabuklar\u0131, t\u00fcyler, ku\u015f pislikleri ile dolu oldu\u011fundan yine i\u015f ba\u015fa d\u00fc\u015fm\u00fc\u015ft\u00fc. S\u00fcp\u00fcrgeyi, fara\u015f\u0131 al\u0131p her yeri s\u00fcp\u00fcrmeye ba\u015flad\u0131m. G\u00f6zlerim tam \u00f6n\u00fcme d\u00fc\u015fen pisli\u011fe tak\u0131ld\u0131. Kafam\u0131 kald\u0131rd\u0131\u011f\u0131mda kargayla g\u00f6z g\u00f6ze geldim. S\u0131r\u0131tt\u0131. Ard\u0131ndan \u201cHuh hah hah\u201d ya benzeyen sesler \u00e7\u0131kard\u0131. Di\u011fer kargalar bu \u00e7a\u011fr\u0131yla arkada\u015flar\u0131n\u0131n yan\u0131na geldi. Yumru\u011fumu s\u0131kt\u0131m. Akl\u0131nca beni tehdit ediyordu. Avaz\u0131m \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131\u011f\u0131 kadar ba\u011f\u0131rmak istiyordum ama susmak zorundayd\u0131m. \u00c7\u00fcnk\u00fc ge\u00e7en sefer de beni krala \u015fik\u00e2yet etmekle tehdit etmi\u015fti ayn\u0131 karga. E\u011fer \u00fczerlerine gidersem beni ter\u00f6rist y\u0131lan ve akreplerin kol gezdi\u011fi orman\u0131n en kuytusundaki karakola s\u00fcrd\u00fcr\u00fcrm\u00fc\u015f. Yapar m\u0131 yapard\u0131. Ne de olsa kral\u0131n dan\u0131\u015fmanlar\u0131ndan birisi onun day\u0131s\u0131yd\u0131. Kafam\u0131 e\u011fip bunlar\u0131 hi\u00e7 g\u00f6rmemi\u015f gibi yapt\u0131m.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Kargalar ba\u015f\u0131mdan a\u015fa\u011f\u0131 pisliklerini atmaya devam ederken mahkemeye tutuklu gazeteci papa\u011fan\u0131 getirdiler. \u0130\u00e7erdeki duru\u015fma hen\u00fcz bitmedi\u011fi i\u00e7in timsahlar onu salon kap\u0131s\u0131n\u0131n \u00f6n\u00fcndeki banka oturttu. O\u00a0 Timsahlardan birinin asker k\u0131yafetinin \u00fczerine yanl\u0131\u015fl\u0131kla elimdeki fara\u015ftan bir pislik f\u0131rlad\u0131. Nas\u0131l korktu\u011fumu anlatamam. T\u00fcm bedenim titremeye ba\u015flad\u0131. Timsah bir anda kuyru\u011funa ge\u00e7irdi\u011fi postal\u0131 sert bir \u015fekilde yere vurdu. Timsah\u0131n bu hareketinin ne anlama geldi\u011fini \u00e7ok iyi bildi\u011fimden hemen \u201cHuh hah hah\u201d deyip parmaklar\u0131mla g\u00f6be\u011fimi gerdan\u0131m\u0131 g\u0131d\u0131klad\u0131m. Ard\u0131ndan aksayan aya\u011f\u0131m\u0131n ac\u0131s\u0131na ald\u0131rmadan a\u011faca t\u0131rman\u0131yormu\u015f gibi yapmaya \u00e7al\u0131\u015ft\u0131m. Hem timsaha g\u00fcl\u00fcmsedim hem de g\u00fcvenlik kameras\u0131na. Ben b\u00f6yle yap\u0131nca timsah postall\u0131 kuyru\u011funu geri \u00e7ekti. Ard\u0131ndan maymun t\u00fcy\u00fc ekili kollar\u0131yla bana \u201cDefol git!\u201d \u015feklinde bir hareket yapt\u0131. Oh! Rahat bir nefes alm\u0131\u015ft\u0131m. Alm\u0131\u015ft\u0131m da, kalbimin h\u0131zl\u0131 h\u0131zl\u0131 at\u0131\u015f\u0131 kolay ge\u00e7ece\u011fe benzemiyordu.<\/p>\n
Bir ba\u015f\u0131na d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnceli bi\u00e7imde oturan gazeteci papa\u011fan\u0131n yan\u0131na az sonra avukat\u0131 bayku\u015f geldi. Ayaklar\u0131na dolanan c\u00fcppesinden dolay\u0131 d\u00fc\u015fmemek i\u00e7in kontroll\u00fc y\u00fcr\u00fcyordu. Papa\u011fan\u0131n yan\u0131na oturur oturmaz b\u00fcy\u00fck bir ciddiyetle g\u00f6zl\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn\u00fc burnuna yerle\u015ftirdi. Ard\u0131ndan elindeki dosyalar\u0131 kar\u0131\u015ft\u0131r\u0131p papa\u011fana bakarak \u201cc\u0131k c\u0131k\u201d yapt\u0131.<\/p>\n
\u201c\u0130\u015fin zor. H\u00e2l\u00e2 niye \u0131srar ediyorsun? Pi\u015fman oldu\u011funu belirten birka\u00e7 \u015fey yazsayd\u0131n gazeteye b\u00f6yle olmazd\u0131.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cBen yazd\u0131klar\u0131m\u0131n arkas\u0131nday\u0131m.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNas\u0131l arkas\u0131ndas\u0131n?\u00a0 Sen basbaya\u011f\u0131 anar\u015fi \u00e7\u0131karm\u0131\u015fs\u0131n. Hi\u00e7, muz yemek karn\u0131m\u0131 a\u011fr\u0131t\u0131yor, diye bir makale yaz\u0131l\u0131r m\u0131? Hem de koskoca maymun kral\u0131n \u00fclkesinde.\u201d<\/p>\n
Bir sessizlik olmu\u015ftu. Papa\u011fan i\u00e7 \u00e7ekerek kar\u015f\u0131 duvar\u0131 boydan boya kaplayan maymun kral portresine bakt\u0131. Kral her zamanki gibi muz yerken ve de muhtemelen \u201cHuh hah hah\u201d derken bu pozu vermi\u015fti:<\/p>\n
\u201cNeyse bo\u015f ver o makaleyi. Bayku\u015f s\u00f6yler misin, ben ne kadar daha yat\u0131cam i\u00e7eride?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cSen m\u00fcebbetliksin!\u201d<\/p>\n
Bu cevab\u0131 az \u00f6nceki timsah vermi\u015fti. Koca a\u011fz\u0131n\u0131 papa\u011fan\u0131 yutacakm\u0131\u015f gibi a\u00e7t\u0131ktan sonra sa\u011f omzunu papa\u011fana do\u011fru yakla\u015ft\u0131rd\u0131. \u015eerit halinde s\u0131ralanm\u0131\u015f muz kabu\u011fu apoletlerini g\u00f6stermeye \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131yordu. Timsah\u0131n hamlesinden sonra papa\u011fan\u0131n surat\u0131 buz gibi oldu, bir s\u00fcre donup kald\u0131. Daha sonra arkas\u0131na yaslan\u0131p bileklerindeki kelep\u00e7eyi izlemeye ba\u015flad\u0131. Onun suskunlu\u011funda bayku\u015f konu\u015fmas\u0131na devam etti.<\/p>\n
\u201c\u00c7ok hakl\u0131s\u0131n\u0131z timsah. Huh hah hah\u2026 Bak papa\u011fan, dosyanda maymun olma yolundaki estetik ameliyatlar\u0131n\u0131 ele\u015ftirdi\u011fin k\u00f6\u015fe yaz\u0131lar\u0131n da var.\u00a0 Hele onlardan nas\u0131l s\u0131yr\u0131l\u0131rs\u0131n bilmem. O yaz\u0131lar\u0131n y\u00fcz\u00fcnden ormandaki bilmem ka\u00e7 hayvan maymuna benzemekten vazge\u00e7ti. Bu d\u00fcped\u00fcz vatana ihanet! Senin y\u00fcz\u00fcnden onlar da hapiste \u015fimdi. Akl\u0131n\u0131 ba\u015f\u0131na al\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
Derken mahkeme salonunun kap\u0131s\u0131 a\u00e7\u0131ld\u0131. \u0130\u00e7eriden kuca\u011f\u0131nda bir tomar muz kabu\u011fuyla tilki \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131. Peltek, k\u0131r\u00e7\u0131ll\u0131 sesine yak\u0131\u015fmayan \u201cHuh hah hah\u201ds\u0131yla hoplay\u0131p z\u0131pl\u0131yordu. Her taraf bir anda muz kabu\u011fu olmu\u015ftu. Pe\u015finden a\u011flayarak tavuk ve de avukat \u015fahin \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131. \u015eahini g\u00f6ren bayku\u015f hemen yerinden kalk\u0131p meslekta\u015f\u0131n\u0131 selamlad\u0131. Kendi aralar\u0131nda birka\u00e7 kelam etmeye \u00e7al\u0131\u015ft\u0131lar ama tavuk \u00e7ok g\u00fcr\u00fclt\u00fcl\u00fc a\u011fl\u0131yordu. O buradan uzakla\u015fana kadar birbirlerinin dediklerini anlamad\u0131lar. Tilki hemen gitmedi, az ilerde g\u00fcvenlik kameralar\u0131na ve timsahlara a\u011fa\u00e7tan a\u011faca atlama repli\u011fini g\u00f6stermeye \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131yordu. Bayku\u015f merakla \u015fahini soru ya\u011fmuruna tuttu: Duru\u015fmada ne oldu? Tavuk neden a\u011fl\u0131yordu? Tilkiyi heyecanland\u0131ran \u015fey neydi?<\/p>\n
\u201cDuru\u015fma \u00e7ok heyecanl\u0131yd\u0131 dostum. Bu sabah tilki, tavu\u011fun k\u00fcmesindeki b\u00fct\u00fcn civcivlerini yemi\u015f. Bunu \u00f6\u011frenen tavuk o \u00fcz\u00fcnt\u00fcyle maymun kral\u0131n yan\u0131na \u015fik\u00e2yet i\u00e7in gitmi\u015f. Sonra 12.00\u2019ye mahkeme saati verildi. Taraflar s\u00f6z al\u0131p durumlar\u0131n\u0131 anlatt\u0131lar. Yaz\u0131k, asl\u0131nda tavuk i\u00e7erde daha fazla a\u011flam\u0131\u015ft\u0131 ama maymun kral, tilkinin lehine karar verdi. Me\u011fer tilki mahkemeye gelirken eli bo\u015f gelmemi\u015f. Bir sand\u0131k dolusu muzu i\u00e7eri girer girmez maymunun \u00f6n\u00fcne att\u0131. Bu ho\u015f kar\u015f\u0131laman\u0131n \u00fczerine bizim kral d\u00f6n\u00fcp bu kez tavu\u011fa, \u201cSen ne getirdin?\u201d diye sordu. Tavuk da getire getire anca yem soslu muz ezmesi getirmi\u015f. Kral yemi g\u00f6r\u00fcnce k\u00fcplere bindi: \u201cBenim kuruyemi\u015fle karn\u0131m m\u0131 doyar?\u201d diye ba\u011f\u0131rd\u0131. Bunun \u00fczerine tavuk son kozunu oynamak i\u00e7in maymun gibi olmaya \u00e7al\u0131\u015ft\u0131 ama c\u0131k. Beceremedi, maymun kral tavu\u011fun kefaletle serbest kalmas\u0131na h\u00fckmetti.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cPeki tilki i\u00e7in ne karar verdi?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cValla bayku\u015f\u00e7um. Bizim maymun kral, tilkiye bay\u0131ld\u0131. O nas\u0131l z\u0131plamalar, hoplamalar \u00f6yle? Maymun kral yan\u0131ndaki dan\u0131\u015fmanlara durup durup, \u2018Bana b\u00f6yle adam laz\u0131m,\u2019 dedi. Bu tilki orman\u0131n g\u00fcneyindeki bankalardan birinde g\u00fcvenlik g\u00f6revlisiymi\u015f. Maymun kral, \u2018Bundan sonra oran\u0131n m\u00fcd\u00fcr\u00fc sensin,\u2019 dedi. Valla \u015fu tilkiye imrendim do\u011frusu. Bir g\u00fcnde ne \u015fanst\u0131r b\u00f6yle?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cE peki civcivler?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHa onlar da \u015f\u00f6yle\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
S\u00f6zleri yar\u0131da kalm\u0131\u015ft\u0131 \u00e7\u00fcnk\u00fc m\u00fcba\u015fir horoz, salon kap\u0131s\u0131n\u0131n e\u015fi\u011finde durup s\u0131radaki duru\u015fma san\u0131\u011f\u0131 olan bizim papa\u011fan\u0131n ismini okudu. Timsahlar\u0131n kollar\u0131 aras\u0131ndaki papa\u011fan ve bayku\u015f mahkeme salonuna ge\u00e7tiler. Onlar i\u00e7eri girince salon kap\u0131s\u0131 sert bir \u015fekilde kapand\u0131. Ard\u0131ndan ortam bir anda sessizle\u015fti. Art\u0131k mahkeme kap\u0131s\u0131n\u0131n \u00f6n\u00fcnde sadece ben ve \u015fahin vard\u0131k. Avukat \u015fahin benim onunla ne zamand\u0131r konu\u015fmak istedi\u011fimi biliyordu. Oturdu\u011fu banktan bana siyah kanatlar\u0131yla gel i\u015fareti yapt\u0131. Gittim, yan\u0131na oturdum.<\/p>\n
\u201cBak \u00e7ekirge. Seni sever sayar\u0131m. Buran\u0131n emektar\u0131 d\u00fcr\u00fcst, efendi adams\u0131n ama maalesef sana verece\u011fim haberler k\u00f6t\u00fc. Senin o\u011flun i\u00e7in itfaiyedeki o i\u015fle alakal\u0131 olarak maymun kralla konu\u015ftum. Kral \u00f6nce makul kar\u015f\u0131lad\u0131 teklifimi ama sonra ald\u0131\u011f\u0131 duyumlar sonucunda iste\u011fimi yapmaktan vazge\u00e7ti. Timsahlardan gelen ara\u015ft\u0131rma sonu\u00e7lar\u0131na g\u00f6re, o\u011flun ge\u00e7en sene orman \u00fcniversitesindeki papa\u011fan\u0131n verdi\u011fi konferansa kat\u0131lm\u0131\u015f. Benden duydu\u011funu s\u00f6yleme ama bak ben seni \u015fimdiden uyaray\u0131m. Bu bilgiyi ald\u0131ktan sonra b\u00fcy\u00fck ihtimalle o\u011flun hakk\u0131nda soru\u015fturma a\u00e7\u0131lacak. Haberin olsun.\u201d<\/p>\n
Surat\u0131m\u0131n ortas\u0131na yumruk yemi\u015f gibi oldum, \u015fahine bakt\u0131m. Elim aya\u011f\u0131m titreyerek, \u201cAma nas\u0131l olur? O konferansta kral da vard\u0131. Hat\u0131rlasana, en \u00f6n koltuklarda, \u2018Papa\u011fan\u0131 alk\u0131\u015flamayana muz yok,\u2019 diye ba\u011f\u0131r\u0131yordu.\u201d dedim.<\/p>\n
\u015eahin dudaklar\u0131n\u0131 b\u00fczd\u00fc. Kafas\u0131n\u0131 ilk \u00f6nce evet anlam\u0131nda sallad\u0131. Daha sonra da iki avucunu yanlara a\u00e7\u0131p \u201cYapacak bir \u015fey yok\u201d demeye getirdi. Ben ise \u00fcz\u00fcnt\u00fcyle s\u0131\u00e7ramaya ba\u015flad\u0131m.\u00a0 Daha sonra \u015fahine te\u015fekk\u00fcr edip yan\u0131ndan s\u0131\u00e7raya s\u0131\u00e7raya uzakla\u015ft\u0131m.<\/p>\n
N\u2019apal\u0131m? Yapacak bir \u015fey yoktu. Ben de elime fara\u015f ve s\u00fcp\u00fcrgeyi al\u0131p temizli\u011fe kald\u0131\u011f\u0131m yerden devam ettim. T\u00fcrk\u00fc s\u00f6yleye s\u00f6yleye mahkeme salonunun kap\u0131s\u0131n\u0131n \u00f6n\u00fcndeki pisliklere kadar gelmi\u015ftim. Kap\u0131dan kula\u011f\u0131ma i\u00e7erinin sesleri geliyordu. Dayanamad\u0131m, kula\u011f\u0131m\u0131 yakla\u015ft\u0131rd\u0131m. \u201cHuh hah hah\u201dlar aras\u0131nda a\u00e7\u0131k\u00e7as\u0131 her \u015feyi duyamad\u0131m ancak maymun kraldan geldi\u011fine emin oldu\u011fum \u015fu birka\u00e7 \u015feyi net duymu\u015ftum.<\/p>\n
\u201cBana bak papa\u011fan! Muz Cumhuriyeti Devleti\u2019nde ya\u015famay\u0131 \u00f6\u011freneceksin!\u201d<\/p>\n
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Tuba Sina Ayd\u0131n<\/strong><\/p>\n \n \n \n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \u00d6\u011fleden sonrayd\u0131. Mahkemenin \u00f6n\u00fcndeki kalabal\u0131k azalmaya ba\u015flam\u0131\u015ft\u0131. Etraf muz kabuklar\u0131, t\u00fcyler, ku\u015f pislikleri ile dolu oldu\u011fundan yine i\u015f ba\u015fa d\u00fc\u015fm\u00fc\u015ft\u00fc. S\u00fcp\u00fcrgeyi, fara\u015f\u0131 al\u0131p her yeri s\u00fcp\u00fcrmeye ba\u015flad\u0131m. G\u00f6zlerim tam \u00f6n\u00fcme d\u00fc\u015fen pisli\u011fe tak\u0131ld\u0131. Kafam\u0131 kald\u0131rd\u0131\u011f\u0131mda kargayla g\u00f6z g\u00f6ze geldim. S\u0131r\u0131tt\u0131. Ard\u0131ndan \u201cHuh hah hah\u201d ya benzeyen sesler \u00e7\u0131kard\u0131. Di\u011fer kargalar bu \u00e7a\u011fr\u0131yla arkada\u015flar\u0131n\u0131n yan\u0131na geldi.…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":16868,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"saved_in_kubio":false,"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"fifu_image_url":"","fifu_image_alt":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[289,144,161],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16839","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-agustos-25","category-edeb","category-tubasinaaydin","category-289","category-144","category-161","description-off"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/korpekalemler.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/DALL\u00b7E-2025-08-22-13.07.18-A-symbolic-book-cover-illustration.-Black-background.-At-the-center-is-a-single-yellow-banana.-Its-peel-is-opened-in-the-shape-of-handcuffs.-The-banan.webp","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/korpekalemler.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16839"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/korpekalemler.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/korpekalemler.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/korpekalemler.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/korpekalemler.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16839"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/korpekalemler.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16839\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16840,"href":"https:\/\/korpekalemler.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16839\/revisions\/16840"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/korpekalemler.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/16868"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/korpekalemler.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16839"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/korpekalemler.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16839"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/korpekalemler.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16839"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}